I'M NOT A FAT CHEESY SLUT ( homework assignment - complete prior to tonight's LARRY KING LIVE

STAR (trash dumpster) ^ | October 1998 | By Peter Burt (assist from Socks C.)

[NeoCaveman]

Sir, the Bloated Skanky Ho Coalition will be contacting you shortly regarding your defamation suit..

The only reason such a coalition does not exist is how many people whould admit to being bloated skanky hoes, not too many, I think.

[Wild Irish Rogue]

I have always said that anyone involved with Monica would have to be an orphan, as no one could ever bring her home to his parents. Poor Monica still doesn't understand this life dynamic- she will always,I mean always, be considered the epitome of a slut.

[lady lawyer]

I wonder what, in Lewinskyville, a woman would have to DO to qualify as a fat cheesy slut.

[Twodees]

So, who are you gonna believe? Monica or your own lying eyes? ahaha

[Cato the Censor]

Monica has stated that she learned all her sexual technique from her mom.

[shaggy eel]

,,, post #31 - agreed! As long as she draws attention to herself, as you've outlined, she will have the fibres of Oval Office carpet in the knees of her trouser suit.

[concerned about politics]

Everyone knows what a 'Lewinski' is. I'm afraid the fat cheesy slut has made her legacy.
The whole world knows what Monica 'is.'

[concerned about politics]

I had dreams of being as internationally famous, admired and respected

Opps! I guess she "blew" that one, aye?

[Fred Mertz]

Thanks for the tripp down mammary lane...

[Brett66]

I'm not fat, I'm big boned!

[Phil V.]

Thanks for the tripp down mammary lane...

there you go again, Fred . . . talking to cats! . . . got milk?

Kack!

[jmp702]

I don't want to see her coming, and I don't want to see her going

[Phil V.]

He's doin' it again!

[Phil V.]

And stay away from McDonald's!

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[paul51]

Monica has stated that she learned all her sexual technique from her mom

Hmmmm. What's her mom look like?

HAHA. Just kidding but I'm wondering why in the world she keeps showing up on the tube. Is her status celebrity now?

[Marianne]

My dear Socks C.
You have been missed.
Thought you might be interested in this.
John Coulbourn, who writes for The Toronto Sun immortalized Monica in his review of the opera "Salome" LINK (which incidentally was the most tasteless production I have every seen)

". . .to Roger Honeywell and Krisztina Szabo, who must mime a full Lewinsky during performance, . . ."

[Phil V.]

And you too, Marianne! YOU!!! talking to cats - tisk . . .

[truthkeeper]

And those are the good shots.

[Slip18]

I'm up late, and this thread is still going. You haven't been banned. Life is good!

[ArneFufkin]

The real underreported tragedy here was the abrupt end of what was looking to be a very promising, non-paid and blowjobriffic internship at Revlon for Ms. Lewinski. So much fellatio, and so few internships.