I'M NOT A FAT CHEESY SLUT ( homework assignment - complete prior to tonight's LARRY KING LIVE

STAR (trash dumpster) ^ | October 1998 | By Peter Burt (assist from Socks C.)

[KLT]

Before I sign off for the night: "paging Historian Dorothy Goodwin, paging Historian Dorothy Goodwin". Oh, nevermind, she can just wait until others have written whether Moanica is a FCS or not and then copy it....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Moanica....ROTFLOL!

[Thumper1960]

The tubby tart is not happy with her past? Awwwwwwwwww.....what a shame. She deserves a good man? Deserves??? Well, she IS famous! She's the source of a new American lexicon! Everyone knows what a "Lewinsky" is!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

I'M NOT A FAT CHEESY SLUT

No Monica, but if you try really hard perhaps one day you can rise to that level.

[Redcloak]

Behold the power of cheese.

[Registered]

Missed you pussycat.

[NeoCaveman]

I'll never look at cheese the same way ever again...

Moose, neither... ;0)

Monica Lewinsky once bit my sister.

Lewinsky bites can be nasty :^)

[small voice in the wilderness]

Another shoe falls in the clinton legacy- and it's a size 10 hoof trying to hold up a size 22 heffer. Monica is ready to talk and convince the public she deserves respect and a tv pilot? BWHAH. Moonica can bellow 'til the cows come home, it ain't gonna change a thing.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Lewinsky bites can be nasty :^)

Yup, from what I hear, Lewinsky bites really suck...

[Slip18]

You are so bad, W! And you're encouraging the incorrigible!

[NeoCaveman]

Yup, from what I hear, Lewinsky bites really suck...

I could change around a few words in that sentence for a good laugh, but in the words of former President GHWB "Not gonna do it" "Wouldn't be prudent, at this juncture"

[NeoCaveman]

You are so bad, W! And you're encouraging the incorrigible!

Good evening Slip, hope you are feeling well. A thread that mentions Lewinsky and cheese is just too much for me to pass up. Although I have restrained myself by not telling any jokes that would ensure my banning

[Ann Archy]

One sentence that No ONe will Ever say..."Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet my finacee, Monica Lewinsky".

[goodnesswins]

I'm sooooo so glad I didn't have the yakisoba (I just finished) in my mouth when I saw your question... ROFL...Connie Chung-King

[Chad Fairbanks]

I believe in Prudence, too... ;0)

[ArneFufkin]

This is great

That comment is optimistic and positive. .

We intend a thourough investigation.

[Cate]

Oh great- is Larry King hosting "Losers" week or something? I know her mother dropped Monica on her head alot when she was a baby, how else do you explain her stupidity? Ugh... I have to go gag now....

[Alissa]

The fact that Clinton "took advantage" of Monica is the story in my mind. She's is not sophisticated.

[humblegunner]

"O.K. How about a bloated skanky ho?"

Sir, the Bloated Skanky Ho Coalition will be
contacting you shortly regarding your defamation
suit..

[small voice in the wilderness]

I LMAO when I read your reply!! Then I thought about it. Mygawd, how sad. How sad she could have screwed her life so badly, and STILL to this day, not get it. She is doomed to be Monica Lewinsky. She may play other parts, but her fate is sealed. So sad she was/is too blind to find her way out of the clinton maze. Oh well, her choice.