I'M NOT A FAT CHEESY SLUT ( homework assignment - complete prior to tonight's LARRY KING LIVE

STAR (trash dumpster) ^ | October 1998 | By Peter Burt (assist from Socks C.)

[ArneFufkin]

Ok, the 15 year old mystery of stolen wallpaper at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch is finally solved.

[ArneFufkin]

Yeah, you need to take Dramamine before those guests ... but let's not lose our focus here ... tonight could be the night Larry dies on air!

[paul51]

Sorry Monica but the evidence speaks for itself. You are a fat ass slut and you're stupid too.

[nimc]

So she plans to pursue a career in sideshow business.

[scholar]

... and friends say she's telling them "anything and everything" about her and President, Clinton.

But I'm not a chessy slut--- Apparently she still hasn't learned to keep her mouth shut.

[randog]

You fooled me, Socks--I saw the title and thought it was about Rosie O'Donut.

[ArneFufkin]

snffff .... snf ... Is it me, or does something smell like feline distemper in here?

[ArneFufkin]

Oh, sorry, it was MurryMom

[Bommer]

MONICA Lewinsky says she's not a "cheesy slut" - and she wants the world to know it.

She's right. She's not a "Cheesy slut"

She's a "CHEESY WHORE!"

[Chad Fairbanks]

I'll never look at cheese the same way ever again...

Moose, neither... ;0)

[Paul Atreides]

"I want to get on with my life!"

Well, Chubs, one way to do that would be to quit going on every talk show in creation. You are just like those actresses who pose for Playboy, yet want to be taken seriously.

[ArneFufkin]

Yeah, you need to take Dramamine before those guests ... but let's not lose our focus here ... tonight could be the night Larry dies on air!

[Dog Gone]

Wow, she sounds so much more mature!

And I love how she needs to stay overweight because otherwise her breasts will shrink and everyone will notice her big head!

[Socks C.]

A distinct lack of humor 'round these parts!

[ArneFufkin]

Sorry all, I'm replicating posts like a bacterial soup served in the ambiance of a primordal ooze.

[eureka!]

Before I sign off for the night: "paging Historian Dorothy Goodwin, paging Historian Dorothy Goodwin". Oh, nevermind, she can just wait until others have written whether Moanica is a FCS or not and then copy it....

[Alissa]

This is great - everytime Monica opens her mouth (no pun intended) Clinton looks worse! No matter what she says, he looks bad. . .The President of the United States of America getting a blow job by Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office! Are we suppose to be impressed with his discretion? I'm tuning in for every enjoyable minute. The more Monica looks like a victim, the worse Clinton looks!

[xJones]

"Now I only really need to lose about 20 pounds or so to get my sexy look back, l would never look great being too thin because my best asset, my breasts, would get very small. Besides, my head's too big anyway.

Twenty? Only twenty lbs. after 8 months of gorging? Her best asset is her breasts, huh? Well, yeah, the brains and personality aren't exactly selling points. Poor thing, with the big head that little pea-sized brain must rattle around something fierce.

[genew]

Lewinsky says she's not a "cheesy slut"...

She sure had me fooled.