Why do women cheat on their husbands

[Intimidator]

Ok, since we've run the gamut on why men cheat on their wives, lets got with "why do women cheat on their husbands"

[Happygal]

I am just guessing here but I think it's the same reason women have sex before marriage in the first place

HELLO NURSE!!!! Hate to break it to ye, but women ENJOY sex too, ye know.

Your argument is that women who have sex before marriage automatically cheat on their husbands?
Puh-lease!!!! Drag yerself up by the boot straps and get a friggin' life!!! (And before ye castigate me for sayin' what I've said. A) No, I'm not a liberal bitch. B) I live in Ireland with it's Catholic conservatism. C) I come from a good family. D) I'm nearly 30, and I don't ``sleep around''.

Your premise is ridiculous.

[Texaggie79]

Try cultivating a real sense of humor.

Indeed, I pale in comparison. You know, I was wondering what Seinfeild was up to lately, but now, I think I know.

[tpaine]

"I think I know."

We just went through that. - What you think you know has no basis in reality. - Give it up.

[shaggy eel]

,,, all this bickering ain't giving you much time for cheating, is it?

[Texaggie79]

Good point Jerry.

[Texaggie79]

She?

[FITZ]

Most infidelities by women occur in the presence of alcohol or recreational drug use.

I used to work with a woman who admitted that was the reason she cheated (and a lot) ---her husband was always luded up or high on pot and a little unable.

[T Wayne]

I think this little story might be approiate on this thread!

There was a middle aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SLK. He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and he enjoyed the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.

"This is great," he thought and floored it some more. He looked in his rearview mirror and there was a Florida Highway Patrol Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting.

"I can get away from him with no problem," thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph.

Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing," and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him.

The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said looking at his watch, "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding, that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked back at the Trooper and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."

The Trooper said, "Have a nice day."

[tpaine]

Jerry? -- Gad, -- your're round the bend, Mark.

[and your silly allusions to sienfeld are over my head. I don't watch laugh track schlock.]

[Texaggie79]

and your silly allusions to sienfeld are over my head.

That's just the tip of the iceberg.

[Chapita]

So what? Was she raped or did she engage on her own accord?

You can't steal something that is freely given away!

[Vigilantcitizen]

Please tell me what is the best cleaner to remove spewed pepsi from my monitor and keyboard.

[tpaine]

Tex apparently only has time for his sheep, and of course, -- he's looking for love here on FR.

Did you know he has just loads of libertarian friends here? -- Yep, he tells me that, -- every week or so, whether I ask or not.

[T Wayne]

One more, FWIW.

Man come home early and found wife in bed with another man.

In the heat of passion, he shot HER dead.

The judge agreed that in the heat of passion, this was a justifiable act.

But then he ask the guy, "Why did you shoot her instead of the other man?"

To which he replied, "Well your Honor, I figured it was better to shoot one woman, than a different man every week>"

[tpaine]

Yep. -- 'Silly' being the operative word of your iceberg of allusions.

[riley1992]

Is masturbation adultery?

Only if your left hand finds out about it.

[Chapita]

That's an old, old joke; but still funny no matter what state the cop is from.

[marajade]

No.

[T Wayne]

Someone suggested the other day that you should drink diet. At least it doesn't leave stickies!! :>)