Posted on 02/21/2002 10:05:56 PM PST by Big Bunyip
Go to this California paper's collected Police Blotter Columns by clicking on the link above.
Quite a few of the entries are laugh-out-loud funny, the following being just a random example from the most recent log:
8:49 p.m. As a woman cleaned the interior of her car at a Valley West car wash, she noticed a guy in a gray Taurus circling, stopping and leering at her as she assumed the ungainly positions required for auto vacuuming, making her uncomfortable. Police were called, the oglemobile roared away.
There are hundreds more just like it.
12:24 p.m. Four fans of the TH and C
Thought the park was a swell place to be
And smoke without danger
Oh shit, there's the Ranger!
Hi folks, may I see your I.D.?
Great find!
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