Look what Sparky brought home! It’s a Federal Bureaucrat!

The Political Fire ^ | 20 February 2002 | Kyle Varner

[jesda]

Somewhere in the backwoods of Georgia, some schmuck’s cremator machine stopped working. Rather than fix it, like any normal, decent person would, he decides to find a way around doing what's right. He goes out back and dumps the bodies.

Ah, what the hell, a few hundred human corpses. Nobody will even notice! Well, someone’s dog apparently brought home a bone- and, as the owner might have said, ‘It wadint from no Deer.”

Ah, the scandal. A whole state up in arms. The media acts like a bucket of Mexican jumping beans on a hot Tijuana day.

And hell, when there is a ruckus like this one, well, everyone wants to get involved.

Including FEMA.

I’m not quite sure what it is that FEMA is doing there, in the backwoods of Florida. I mean, are they erecting sandbag levies to hold back the tide of rotting corpses?

What’s the emergency? Where is the danger to people already alive?

Oh, wait a minute, there is no emergency, and there is no danger to living people. Oh, yeah, and the local authorities pretty much have the situation under control.

While Sparky may have thought he brough home a nice little chewey fibula, he actually brough home a hornets nest of federal attention grabbers, who are rushing into a situation where they aren’t needed, aren’t wanted and ought not to be.

The residents of that poor town should be filling sandbags. To keep out the floods of worthless federal couch potatoes.

Bad Sparky! Don’t bring home the feds!

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Kyle Varner is co-host of The Political Fire, on KTRW 970AM in Spokane WA. Recent guests include Ann Coulter, Dr Yaron Brook, Debbie Schlussel, and more.

[jesda]

I hereby declare my apartment a federal emergency. I'd like FEMA to do a cleanup.