My redneck truck has:
You can lead a democrat to the Whitehouse but you cant make him think.
Work harder! Millions on Welfare depend on you.
Love my country, Fear my government.
God, Guts and Guns keep America free
If it takes a village to raise a child, youre living the wrong country
There are patriotic Americans and then there are democrats
If you love your freedom, thank a vet
Buchanan for President (below which Ive added "told you so!"
Theres about a half dozen others that dont come to mind right now...