[Revolting cat!]

This was reported here a week or so ago and between then and now Elvis assured me that he never heard of the guy. He has been seeing Doctor Nick Riviera for his physical needs and Doctor Marvin Monro for his psychological ailments. (This information can be easily verified, but won't be because of media bias that we've heard do mach about recently.) That said, Elvis also asked me to assure his fans everywhere that he's in excellent health. Case closed.