Conservatives - Pro capital punishment for the guilty.
Liberals - Pro life for the guilty.
Conservatives - Favor the right to self-defense aka the Second Amendment.
Liberals - Favor gun confiscation ala Nazi Germany.
Conservatives - Favor an end to the federal income tax.
Liberals - Favor the IRS and the status quo...would enact 100% taxation if they could.
Conservatives - Favor private property rights.
Liberals - Believe everything belongs to the government.
Conservatives - Favor American sovereignty.
Liberals - Want to give all power to the United Nations.
Conservatives - Believe that liberty means the right to do good.
Liberals - Believe that liberty means the right to do anything you please, no matter who gets hurt (unless you're a conservative).
Conservatives - Favor personal and parental control over the thoughts of ourselves and our children.
Liberals - Favor governmental control over the thoughts of everyone, starting with compulsory attendance in government indoctrination cent...er...public schools...
I'd do more...this is fun...but I better go to bed. :-)