The other weird thing is that this guy is old. I'm 40, and he's got to be 60 if he's a day, although he dyes his hair. I just never in a million years thought I'd be locker-room-stalked by an aging homo. I'm married, and always wear my band, so you'd think he know that I'm not his type.
I appreciate that you all don't call me a paranoid nut. Your comments have confirmed for me that I'm not imagining this. I am definitely asking for a locker change, and telling management why I want it.
From your story, I would have figured you were in your early twenties, still able to pass as a teenager.