[TontoKowalski]

You're killing me. I should add the disclaimer that my preference of moniker does not imply any resemblance to the hero of that joke.

Of course, it doesn't imply any non-resemblance, either.

I will neither confirm nor deny, but the weirdo with the locker next to mine could provide testimony with Paula-Jones-quality clarity. :)

[ArrogantBustard]

Get yourself a diver's knife, and hang it from your neck. Sound like this guy is a real perv. Wonder if he would "get" the message?

AB

[Zorobabel]

Ask the management for a locker change, and explain to them why you want it. I'm sure they want their patrons to feel confortable using the facilities and will accomodate you. From what you described, this dude is definitely "warm for your form."