You know, I've just been giving you a hard time. I do find what you do to be hard to swallow (no pun intended) however, like I said earlier, the real problem was not the swinging it was the lack of parental supervision or judgment. As far as how a prig like me can keep my spouse happy...I'm not married. I'm still in college and lots of people here swing in one way or another. Most simply call it getting trashed and doing things they shouldn't have.
I think several holes (again, no pun intended) have exposed in your reasoning/truthfulness though. BTW, Who's idea was it to start, you or your wife?