[Gunner9mm]

Haiti in crisis?? But wait! I thought Haiti was one of Bill Clinton's successes! I'm shocked -- SHOCKED! -- that there is a crisis there!

[Captain Kirk]

Don't worry, Dubya can magically "install" a new government there, just like he can magically "install" new governments in Iraq and Iran.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

I thought Haiti was one of Bill Clinton's successes!

It was a successful "feel good-do nothing" event. Just like his presidency.