[RogueIsland]

Dear Ms. Brady,

Get bent.

Cordially yours,
John Ashcroft, Attorney General of the United States of America

[steveegg]

Creative; though I'd add a few phrases...

Hell no.
No <expletive deleted> way.
If you like Canada/Europe/Australia so much, move there and stay there.

[Lazamataz]

Dear Ms. Brady,

Get bent.

Cordially yours,
John Ashcroft, Attorney General of the United States of America

Dear Mr. Ashcroft,

I am.

Cordially yours,
Bill Clinton, Impeached Former Presdident of the United States of America.