Wow. I kept looking for some sign that this was supposed to be posted under humor...reading it is like being lost in a foreign country without a roadmap or signs to lead the way. The best line has to be "but he only sent a cow to us to kill for the visitors." That's real hospitality (not good news for the cow, though).
The God to whom we so diligently pray,
Must have been having a bit of an off day,
When He put tons and tons of sweet crude
Beneath the posteriors of a people so rude,
And with names so amusing to say.