Outraged bump.
Why, I'm shocked......
shocked, I tell you, at your obvious insensitivity. These poor souls are merely deluded and have been hauled to the other side of the planet in captivity. They do not get to enjoy their usual pasttime of tossing around headless goats from horseback or shooting women in the head who actually "read". You must feel their pain, put yourself into their position, and then reach down and ask yourself.........
"Could I................would I ever..............eat Fruit Loops???"