[bluefish]

Yeah, I've seen the gadget. Not only does it slice, dice and juice, it will also help you to gain rock hard "6 pack" abs in just minutes a day. Plus, it will get your whites whiter and your colors brighter, not to mention the thousands of dollars and loads of time you will save. But wait, that's not all! You also get a set of pairing knives, a miracle allergy cure and a handy dandy automatic car polishing kit for no extra charge, if you order in the next 15 minutes. Unfortunately, I can't recall the name of the gadget. The announcer was screaming so loud that I changed the channel right before they mentioned it.

[mseltzer]

Eliminates back pain and snoring?

[Hemlock]

LOL! Excellent.

[Old Professer]

You also get a set of pairing knives

I got a set of those years ago; been living in the same drawer all this time and I haven't seen even a razor blade yet; I think I got taken.