Who left the dimensional door open?

News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

[scouse]

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[Neets]

Feeling froggy today Nully????

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"The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed. "

I trust I have saved you from a wasted day?

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R-r-r-r-r-r-bit

No, why do you ask?

[Neets]

Ah, you truly have dear, you truly have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Saved me in a wink!!

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I hope it wasn't a keyboard wetting moment...

[GoodyBrown]

Tootles-it was jolly

[Neets]

Oh, not at all Nully!! ME??? Lil ole' innocent me???

Now where did I put that damn towel???

[sweetliberty]

"where is the lake (is it in Canada?) where they have sighted the same sea monster as in Loch Ness Scotland?"

Hi Palo. That would be Lake Champlain wouldn't it. there's a ferry crossing from Canada to New York I believe. It was quite a long time ago I was there.

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Now we know sweetliberty is the Loch Ness Monster...

[sweetliberty]

"Now we know sweetliberty is the Loch Ness Monster"

Nully, whatever would make you say that? I don't even HAVE a tinfoil hat.

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Connecting the dots:

Palo said: "where is the lake (is it in Canada?) where they have sighted the same sea monster as in Loch Ness Scotland?"

You said: "It was quite a long time ago I was there."

[sweetliberty]

Hehehehe....okay Nully, I think I follow your somewhat convoluted thought process.

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At last! Someone who can! Will you marry me???

[sweetliberty]

" think...I think he died either of TB, or pneumonia,"

He died of TB. One of the things I found particularly moving about Ishi's story was that he harbored no ill will toward those who massacred his family. It was like he had a spiritual depth to him that allowed him to forgive on a level that most cannot.

[okimhere]

she said ''men are so dense, they don't have a clue''

Taken out of context, she screamed!! ROFL

Aiyiyi - that sounds so sexist and chauvinistic. Honest, Westy darlin', I didn't mean it that way. (pv, you gone get me in trouble here......)

[sweetliberty]

"At last! Someone who can! Will you marry me???"

Nully...I'm speechless. That's almost a first!

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~.~

[.38sw]

With a thread like this, I think someone should post instructions for cleaning things like Diet Coke and coffee off the monitor and out of the keyboard. Sheesh!

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Thus my comment at 664...

[okimhere]

Thanks, Goody. I like that verse.

I used to get pinged to a poetry thread but haven't been there lately. Do you post there? My poetry is wisely kept to myself but I surely do enjoy reading the work of others.