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Who left the dimensional door open?
News Center (Online) ^ | 1/29/02 | Unknown

Posted on 01/29/2002 10:45:19 AM PST by scouse

Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.


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To: palo verde
AC, alas, may not have any say in the matter.I am making him an offer he can't refuse ;-)AC, even old reprobates can go off to retire in pied de terres in Roma if they so choose, provided they go when asked.You can eat at Ranieri's everyday....
3,781 posted on 03/12/2002 4:44:03 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: habs4ever
Are you threatening my Capt'n? Do I smell the faint hint of mutiny? Have you ever walked the plank or been keel hauled? (No, not that kind of hauled..) Keel... Got it? Hang onto it..peeant. You're walking a thin and very narrow line here.....
3,782 posted on 03/12/2002 4:49:26 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Mistress Goody mentioned breviary and pinking shears
cause she is lady of good grace and refinement
she busies herself tatting, talking to her birds, and skydiving
with the faithful Charlie at her heels
in her free time she rescues abandoned pigs
and sings merry tunes to our captain
it was natural his eye wandered from you to her
that is no reason to attack our captain with pinking shears
I suggest you spend more time with me
I am well known for my talent for staying out of trouble
Love, Palo
3,783 posted on 03/12/2002 4:54:14 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde;Habs4ever
Good night you two.. I will pull a Scarlett and think about all this tomorrow.. The sheets are calling me.. Habs is making it more of a long day, than it already was... Some people are a hazard to endurance.. sigh....

Good night Mr. Calabash, wherever you are....

3,784 posted on 03/12/2002 4:56:49 PM PST by grannie9
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To: okimhere; westmex
lol oki Bill got email back at his new addy
inviting him to caving trip at Crystal cave
he is gonna answer it now
be back when he finishes answerin' email
(it may take a lil, he is new at email)
Love, Palo
3,785 posted on 03/12/2002 4:57:19 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
FOFLMAO... I love ya honey... See you tomorrow..
3,786 posted on 03/12/2002 4:58:17 PM PST by grannie9
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To: palo verde
You are such a natural mediator in these delicate times!!LOL...
3,787 posted on 03/12/2002 5:01:44 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: grannie9
Just checking, but did you do your business before bed??You tend to forget these things now ;-)
3,788 posted on 03/12/2002 5:03:22 PM PST by habs4ever
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To: grannie9
sweet dreams honey bunny
Love, Palo
3,789 posted on 03/12/2002 5:56:35 PM PST by palo verde
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To: habs4ever
well here's hopin' I won't have to be rescued again
there's no way a girl can get into trouble hanging out with dregs and flakes
Love, Palo
3,790 posted on 03/12/2002 6:04:12 PM PST by palo verde
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To: Cuttnhorse; judith anne; meema
hi cuttnhorse
I was happy to find your post on thon thread
I found new home on this ET thread
grannyk posts here as Judith Anne when she gets a chance
she is busy being hospital nurse plus bottle feeding sweet lil goat
meema is around
you have old and new friends here
when you're not busy, drop by and say hi
we will all be glad to c u
Love, Palo
3,791 posted on 03/12/2002 6:12:06 PM PST by palo verde
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To: palo verde
Good evening, Miss Palo...how are you doing this fine day? How are Bill, Happy and Lulu? You are a bit wild, doing handstands and cartwheels in the pool at swimming time...

I was ebay today, looking for ways to spend my money...foumd a wonderful piece of material, which has, among other animals, some basset hounds...I am going to make myself a basset hound pillow....If I have enough material, I will make you a pillow for a gift, in exchange for the wonderful basset calendar you sent me...hopefully no one will outbid me, and I will get my material....I love ebay...love to go shopping and spend money, without having to go out and shop in the stores...can just shop and spend right here at the old computer...

3,792 posted on 03/12/2002 6:17:54 PM PST by andysandmikesmom
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To: andysandmikesmom;acnielsen guy;habs4ever;all
LOL ~ There will always be...

from The Daily Telegraph

Re: Munnings pooch
Date: 12 March 2002

SIR - W F Deedes (Notebook, Mar. 11) might be interested to know that I met Lady Munnings at a lunch party in 1954. The handbag was on her lap, with her dog inside it. She told me it had been with her in Westminster Abbey throughout the Coronation service.
From:
Nevill New, Ickenham

(Good night flakes)

3,793 posted on 03/12/2002 9:02:39 PM PST by GoodyBrown
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To: GoodyBrown;okimhere;palo verde;grannie9;oneidam;christine11;tomkat;habs4ever;acnielsenguy
Good evening Dregs and Flakes...
The lights are turned off..
The leetle night light lit....
For the night stalkers and stumblers....
I wish you all a good night and a great morn....
I'm out of here, see yall mañana, with luck...
...Westy...

P.S. Hope you missed me last midnite....
Take care Fred, stay warm....

3,794 posted on 03/12/2002 10:56:54 PM PST by westmex
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To: andysandmikesmom
hi andysmom
I hope you had good luck shopping at ebay and got the basset hound material for your pillow
I'd love it if you have enuf material left over
you are generous wonderful gal
I hope money rains on you (more money even than the rain in Washington State)
Happy and Lulu are fine
Happy is in his cubbyhole posting with me now
Lulu and Bill are still both sound asleep, sleeping tushy to tushy
When she wakes up, he will have the joy of her jumping on his head and whining in his ear to get him up
I will hear call out ''Lulu, be quiet!'' for 10 minutes
then he will arrive in yard with cup of coffee and two dogs following him
Love, Palo
3,795 posted on 03/13/2002 4:59:31 AM PST by palo verde
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To: westmex
hi westy
I am happy to wake up and find your night light post again
I didn't like stumbling round in dark the night before last when FR was down
have you been watchin' the eagles in their nest on the videocam
how thrilling to see the baby eagles
Love, Palo
3,796 posted on 03/13/2002 5:05:58 AM PST by palo verde
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To: HairOfTheDog
hi hair of the dog
when do I know we are on new forum?
is it true threads can have 65,000 posts on new forum so no need to make new threads
Love, Palo
3,797 posted on 03/13/2002 5:12:50 AM PST by palo verde
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To: westmex
Life as we know it is back to life as we know it with the return of the leetle night lite. One night of stumbling around blindly is a great plenty. Thank God that FR and the night lite are back and functioning.

Thanks, Westy.

3,798 posted on 03/13/2002 5:40:34 AM PST by okimhere
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To: palo verde
Good morning! You aren't on the new forum. We are still in the old one. I don't know if they can move us or not, I am still asking! Since I hanven't got an answer I am thinking they might not move us. Click back and forth between the forums in the new box in the upper right-hand corner. Check it out.
3,799 posted on 03/13/2002 5:51:56 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
hi hair of the dog
ok I will try to check out new forum now
Love, Palo
3,800 posted on 03/13/2002 6:38:49 AM PST by palo verde
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