Who left the dimensional door open?

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Telepathic Football Threatens Chilean Teens

VILLA SAN RAFAEL, Chile (Wireless Flash) -- Forget Bigfoot or the Mothman. The newest paranormal creature is a four-legged football.

Believe it or not, a creature matching that exact description has been sighted threatening teenagers in Villa San Rafael, Chile.

Researchers at the Calama UFO Center in Chile claim the mysterious menace has wings, a face like a large bulldog and is "shaped like a rugby football with legs."

Paranormal researcher Dr. Virgilio Sanchez-Ocejo isn't sure if the creature is one of those goat-sucking chupacabras, but admits both animals telepathically communicate with humans.

The winged football is just one of hundreds of strange creatures that have been terrorizing Chile since 1999 and Dr. Sanchez-Ocejo suspects the mysterious beings are entering Chile through a dimensional doorway.

[palo verde]

hi darksheare
I am glad it is warming up for you there
spring is so lovely in your neck of the woods
c u l8r
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi andysmom
lol I think westy is niteowl too
if your son has sweetheart in Olympia, you will see more of him than you expect
it's good you bought pretty flowers to brighten things up if rain is forecast for you
Love, Palo

[grannie9]

NIght Palo... see you in the morning...it's been a long day..

This is Jessie in the pool...

Smooch

[Darksheare]

Can't say that I like being out in spring till the imported hunters are out of the woods. The guys that follow the rules I don't mind. It's the guys that come up here to drink and hunt I mind...
Got a great place to go hiking. It's in the Delaware Water Gap National Recreation Area. It's the home of a metals artisian named Marie Zimmerman. When they went to do a flood control dam on the Delaware, the government 'confiscated' through 'imminent domain' laws the lands of hundreds of people. Marie Zimmerman being one of them.
Her old farm and the areas surrounding it make a great place to go hiking. Have some photos of what's left of the interior of the building (I'm a member of a group trying to get the place restored.) Don't have a way to post them. *Garn!*
Can't off-hand find the website for it. Paste it later -Darksheare

[palo verde]

Hi darksheare
I would love to see those photos
if you need help posting photos, tomkat knows how to do it
when he has time again, he will join us
it sounds like a lovely hiking area
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

you know how to make me happy
Jesse with her legs up in pool
my dad took a photo of me when I was Jesse's age doing same thing in Adirondacks lake
I used to love doing somersaults and handstands in water
still do handstands in water in my Tucson pool now lol
Love, Palo

[HairOfTheDog]

Hi Palo!

How is the Dimensional door thread doing? We at the Hobbit Hole are wondering if our thread can be moved over to the new place. Are you guys wondering also? What are you guys going to do about the new forum?

[acnielsen guy]

I dreamt I went to visit Rome
To see my friend the Pope
Gran would have non of this
She thought 'twas to elope.

With our new pirate wench
her name was GoodyBrown
Trysting by the Spanish Steps
For a night upon the town.

Your Capt'n went to the Vatican
Helping the Pope define women' s status
Also looking for Carrivaggios
That he could get for gratis.

Grannie left behind at home
Havoc and mutiny did cause
To have an excuse to visit Rome
And give her Capt'n pause.

The which she did I must admit
To shatter his silly dreams
Of fooling with the female crew
And thwart his evil schemes.

She surely did accomplished that
to stifle these affairs.
Then rode the Capt's motorbike
Up and down the Spanish stairs.

Upon the back she did display,
Which I thought was rather cheesy
A sign, which boldly stated
That she was very easy.

Goody, in Capt.'s pied a terre
my dupioni silked Americana
Empillowed she played again
Ebben? Ne andrò lontana.

La Wally with Botticelli face
Practicing curtseys to her man
partaking of her gouters
Eschewing evil thoughts of Gran.

For those who think the Capt'n erred
Harken to my response
'twas not for Goody, but the Pope
Honi soit que mal y pense.

So all you pirates everywhere
Draw close lend me your ears
If you offend the wenches
Beware the pinking shears.

[westmex]

Just checking in, Sweetie...No FR last nite to turn lites out in. Hope no one stumbled around looking for it....
...Westy...

[acnielsen guy]

wench Goody begs your indulgence...a whim. Might she have... a pet?

Dear wench Goody,

Of course my dear you may have a pet – one of your own choosing – you orphan pig perhaps to remind you of your friend in Rome, who no fault of his own did scarcely escape the pinking shears. Think you that he would feel comfortable associating with our crew?

And now you Captain request an indulgence of his wench. Dupioni silks looking like punto in aria have an unsettling effect upon my crew and les belle dames would look upon it as a provocation. 'Tis best to keep our dishabille for more private moments such as the prelude to your sale.:)

Yr. Capt'n.

[palo verde]

hi hair of the dog
what fun to see you!
oy gevalt, what is the new forum?
we want our thread to be on it too
what do I do?
Love, Palo

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't know what to tell you... I was hoping you had advice for me! ... Have you checked out the new Forum yet? There are new rules coming and we are in the wrong place. I have asked the moderators if our threads can be moved but I am invisible and they can't see me.

[palo verde]

lol ac, you sure give our thread class
didn't know your concubine rode her motor bike on spanish steps with sign sayin' ''I'm easy''
while you are in midst of casing the vatican
and amusing the pope
it may be prudent for both of you to return to ship toute suite
else westy and I will have to rescue you from the Italian gendarmes
based on previous experience, I know you won't want to risk a rescue operation of me and westy
it's a sure fire way to end up in the soup
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

hi hair of the dog
you were so brilliant during 'thon when joey's cash machine wouldn't work
I don't know the first thing bout the new forum
it's time for us to start a second thread anyway
maybe I should just wait for new forum to go up and post the article up there
I hope we get threads next to each other
it's fun having you close by
Love, Palo

[palo verde]

There are new rules coming and we are in the wrong place

we are all believers in ETs on this thread
however I concede we have strayed off topic
is there a place on new forum for threads like yours and ours?
Love, Palo

[HairOfTheDog]

There is a big place in the new forum with room for all of us! It seems like with a couple keystrokes they could move our threads so we didn't have to build new ones. The hobbits like our thread, all our stuff is all arranged already.

Anyway that is what I am trying to find out, but they won't answer me because they are busy, or I am invisible. I don't know which. Maybe the mailbox is broken ;~D

[acnielsen guy]

lol ac, you sure give our thread class
didn't know your concubine rode her motor bike on spanish steps with sign sayin' ''I'm easy''

Thank you palo, we are back again have fled the Italian scene where grannie was in seventh heaven, so she says, because all those swarthy Italian men were queuing up to pinch her bottom. She wouldn't show me the proof of it but she claims that it is so.

You are right a rescue operation by you and westy would really make matters worse and it was not necessary once Goody was mollified – though for a time it was touch and go with talk of pinking shears. Wimmin take these things very seriously and have no sense of humor.

[Mikey]

Your thinking of a flying pig.

[habs4ever]

Hey, hold on about us all believing in ET's!! I want to see Ogopogo first;-)

[palo verde]

Hi hair of the dog
just cause this is a new thread we don't want to be lost in space
we too want to be on the new forum
I am glad only a couple of keystrokes will do it
I hope to find out what they are
Until the ETs officially make their presence known
we seem to be pirates
we are not invisible
Goody loves to dress in gauzy nothings
the rest of us wear basic pirate gear
altho I wear Maxine of Hollywood bathing suits when I swim in Tucson public swimmin' pool
chickita, I did handstands and somersalts in pool today
(chickita is our captain's concubine)
Love, Palo