[Texaggie79]

This is my mouse, this is my gun, this is for FReeping, this is for fun.....

[BluesDuke]

This is my mouse, this is my gun, this is for FReeping, this is for fun.....

OK, brother, you asked for it...an oldie but goodie...

Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having An Online Affair

10. Lately she sits at the computer naked
9. After signing off, she always has a cigarette
8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive
7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up
6. She's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand
5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software"
4. Lipstick on the mouse
3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!"
2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's @$$

And, the number one sign your spouse is having an online affair...

1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear