Professor reginald Hogwort says, "There is something genetically amiss with the Afhgan people since an ancient eruption killed all trees and affected the brains of the unfortunate population.
Since ancient times all males want to do is kill people. They don't like sex or women and cover them with blankets so they can't see their bodies. They like to wrap their own heads in dirty rags and remain unshaven to provide a home for lice whom they worship. For recreation they enjoy walking barefoot in the snow and blowing up buildings."
The professor has suggested placing a one mile wide band of highly radioactive cobalt around the entire country and then recommends forgetting about the place and the pathetic creatures in it.
