[Cyber Liberty]

I like cheese.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

This was the only well-reasoned thing he's ever said on the air.

[AmericanInTokyo]

Does this not mean it will air later today on the West Coast?

[Lazamataz]

I Just Heard Bryant Gumbel Burp

That means, according to tradition, that there are six more weeks until spring.

[SpottedBeaver]

Well, I 'spose that's better than cutting the cheese.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Better to burp and taste it to fart and waste it. Did MTV cover it? ;)

I bet you don't burp, fart or pick yer nose in public, eh? I must hang with the wrong crowd.

[Illbay]

Why isn't this posted to "Breaking News"?

[stainlessbanner]

He should have apologized:

"Excuse Me, Pardon Me,
From the bottom of my heart,
If it came out the other end
It would have been a fart!"

[Rain-maker]

How about Al Roker passing wind instead?...FrappPPPP!

Anyone like sliced American cheese?

[rightwingextremist1776]

Just goes to prove he is full of hot air!

[dead]

When it comes out of an ass, we generally don't call it a "burp".

[Drango]

I'm confused...why are YOU watching Bryant Gumbel????

[1L]

Sorry I missed it. I haven't heard anything intelligent from him in years, and this comes the closest.

[Paul Atreides]

I guess all that Clinton fellatio got to him.

[BigTime]

Bryant's note to self:

Whoa. Better cut back on the sliced cauliflower and french onion dip in the dressing room-stat. But hey, America digs whatever comes out of my mouth, so why sweat it?

[Redcloak]

I didn't know that he was skilled in the manly arts.