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Ode to Johnny Walker
bsnn ^ | January 22, 2002 | Raymond Becket

Posted on 01/23/2002 7:04:39 AM PST by kevin

To the tune of Camp Granada:

Ode to Johnny Walker

Hello mother hello father
Here I am at camp El Qaeda
Boys are killing
Boys are maiming
And there'll even be more fun when we stop training.

Flying aircraft into cities
Bombing buildings into pieces
In Mill valley
Life's not this thrilling
No there's nothing quite like brutal senseless killing.

Wait a minute something's wrong here
Now the ground is Up in the air
Allah waits me
After dying
Oh I really hope Usama was not lying.

That Bin Laden He's an asshole
He's got me lying in this foxhole
With some pieces
Of Abdullah
And he's gone a really bloody funny colour.

Boys are dying
Boys are fleeing
Now it's justice I am seeing
How I hope it's
The Brits that catch me
Cos if the Yanks do it's for certain they'll dispatch me


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1 posted on 01/23/2002 7:04:39 AM PST by kevin
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To: kevin
pretty good. You left out the part about what attracted Johnny to the Talliban. Drugs, 10 year old boy and girl virgins and goats.
2 posted on 01/23/2002 7:10:56 AM PST by dalebert
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To: dalebert
LOL...Especially goats!!
3 posted on 01/23/2002 7:12:48 AM PST by kevin
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To: doug from upland
familiar tune?
4 posted on 01/23/2002 7:17:19 AM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
Isn't this the favorite tune of scum professor Robert Jensen?
5 posted on 01/23/2002 4:39:46 PM PST by doug from upland
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