Cincinnati Bengals Jokes

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[Corporate Law]

Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals & the Taliban?

A. The Taliban has a running game

Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals & Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !

Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?

A. Put up goal posts

Q. Where do you go in case of a tornado?

A. The Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl Championship ring?

A. A thief

Q. Why doesn't Dayton, Ohio have a professional football team?

A. Because then Cincinnati would want one

Q. Why was Dick LeBeau upset when the Cincinnati Bengals' play book was stolen?

A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Mike Brown has no idea! -- and we may never know either!

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the NFL playoffs?

A. The Cincinnati Bengals

Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and opossums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q. How can you tell when the Cincinnati Bengals are going to run the football?

A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes

Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals & a tampon have in common?

A. Both are good for only one period & there is no second string.

[NeoCaveman]

Q. Why did Cleveland get the Browns franchise back?

A. So there would be atleast one Professional Football team in Ohio.

[Corporate Law]

Great one!

[Rube23]

Heard these same jokes about midseason, except they were Lions jokes. Either team is fitting.

[NeoCaveman]

Thanks,

Football Ping

[xsmommy]

cute, dubs! go steelers!

[classygreeneyedblonde]

Go Browns

[Johnny Gage]

Hugh Hewitt read these but used Cleveland instead. Just as funny though!

[DE50AE]

Pretty funny! I must forward to some folks I know in Ohio. Although I doubt it will be long before these are tailored to fit the Baltimore Ravens... LOL !

[TonyInOhio]

Speaking as a Bengals fan, may I say "We resemble those remarks".

Grimly,

Tony

[untenured]

The Billy Graham joke is at least as old as the days when Marc Wilson quarterbacked the (L.A.) Raiders. I first heard it told about him.

[Corporate Law]

That is why I root for the Colts. Closest pro team to Cincinnati.

[E Rocc]

Here's one you we used after the season Sam Wyche opened his yap (it's as true now as it was then...hehehe)

How do you know you're in last place?

"You don't live in Cleveland, you live in Cincinnati." (:<

-Eric

[Corporate Law]

That was the highlight (in my opinion) of Bengals football. Ole Wacky Wyche was at least entertaining.

[E Rocc]

Hugh Hewitt read these but used Cleveland instead. Just as funny though!

That was all B.B. (Before Butch). Rumor has it that after the Browns signed him, Miser Mike Brown proposed changing the rules to include coach's salaries under the salary cap. (:<

The difference between the Browns and Bengals: Carmen Policy, and Butch Davis. All hired by Al Lerner to do jobs Miser Mike thinks he can handle himself (or semi-delegate to someone cheap), despite ample proof to the contrary. Oh, there's the willingness to spend money too.

A great page for disgruntled Bengals fans

-Eric

[E Rocc]

That was the highlight (in my opinion) of Bengals football. Ole Wacky Wyche was at least entertaining.

What's funny is if he had said "you don't live in Cleveland" at the opener last year, at least a fourth of the stadium would have yelled "Yes We Do!". (:<

-Eric

who was amazed that they'd sell me a block of 45 before they put tickets on sale to individuals in Cincinnati.

[Registered]

I'm offended. I do a mean Icky Shuffle.

[Corporate Law]

You don't want to get people down here started n the ticket issue (granted Browns fans are the only reason PBS is sold out). I don't know if you heard of the seat license fiasco where the Bengals sold licenses to season ticket holders from Riverfront Stadium based on location, longevity, etc. and then moved people down the field (closer to the end zone) from where they thought they were purchasing. In order words, you paid $1000 for a license and ended up with seats that were in the zone that was priced for $500. My step-dad had season tickets for 30 years, paid for seats that were supposed to be between the 30 and 35 yard lines and ended up facing into the side of the end zone. Well, Mikey-Boy lost a long term season ticket holder (and the Bengals also had to settle a class action lawsuit whereby they paid all who were screwed on this little deal). The thing is, the Bengals front office reply to complaints is to say "screw you we have people to replace you" (and there is not such a clamor for season tickets).

[BluH2o]

The Bungals had the lowest scoring offense in the entire NFL this past season. They were shut-out, point wise, in three regular season games. Don't know the NFL record for being held pointless in games, but I'm sure it has been a long time since the last NFL team managed to embarrass itself to
this degree.