"Wow, this weasel hurts. Wish I could get it to switch to W. That would wipe the smirk off his face. "
The bartender says "That'll be 4 bucks, pal."
"4 bucks?" replies the weasel, "kinda expensive."
"Well we also have bottled pop for a buck. What'll it be?"
"Pop", goes the weasel.
author's note: since this is not even remotely funny, visualize weasel chewing on bartender's privates