[Joe Bonforte]

Good one. You inspired me to try this:

"Wow, this weasel hurts. Wish I could get it to switch to W. That would wipe the smirk off his face. "

[Sender]

A weasel walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says "That'll be 4 bucks, pal."

"4 bucks?" replies the weasel, "kinda expensive."

"Well we also have bottled pop for a buck. What'll it be?"

"Pop", goes the weasel.

author's note: since this is not even remotely funny, visualize weasel chewing on bartender's privates