AAAAAAaaahhhhhhgh! The Ice Age is coming, the Ice Age is coming!!! We better spend billions of tax dollars to do studies to back up legislation with which to punish industries and impose steep fines, draining billions from the economy.
More SUVs, more styrofoam containers, better refrigerant, we have to reverse what we were told to do in yesterday's fearfest - quickly, there's no time to waste. Panic in the other direction everybody, PANIC!
Time to dust off all those Y2K generators.