Lawmaker Wants Ban On Answering Door Naked (Our Governement at work?)

NewsNet5 ^ | POSTED: 3:21 p.m. EST January 16, 2002 | The Associated Press

[TC Rider]

Whatever she's packin' in there, we know it doesn't rhyme with Glock.

At first glance it appears to be a S&W. I'd be a little nervous keeping my Glock in Thunderwear. Not quite enough trigger protection to suit me.

[alnick]

I'm sure glad she's a democrat.

[FormerLib]

I'd suggest an ankle holster.

[House of Stone]

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is going to get !!

[null and void]

Killjoy...

[SteamshipTime]

Naked door-answering neighbors and spittle-dropping grocery baggers (during a TB epidemic). Have you considered moving?

[sandydipper]

and -- and -- what about -- uhhh -- picking your nose?? huhh -- yea man get the govt involved in that too. What about plaids and stripes?? Huhhh didn't think of that one huhh??

[freeeee]

It may seem like an absurd law unless your child has been subjected to seeing the nude neighbor.

Hate to break this to you, but hearing "It's for the Chiiiildren" is an easy way to know a bad law when you see it.

I'm not content to live in a childproofed nation where government thinks it's everyone's mommy.

[dighton]

Dunno why, but this made me think of you.

[twigs]

I heard this on the radio coming to work this morning. The newsreader said he had no idea what stimulated this particular piece of legislation. LOL!!

[Drew68]

Also posted here.

[albee]

After seeing the picture of Ms. Pelote, I must agree with her proposed legislation. Seeing HER answer the door naked would cause me to throw up!

[PolyVinyl]

you are nice too think of me
maybee it was the governement
maybee it is the naked
mister will be mad agan
to bad about him
i wont make him desert