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Posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy
Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??
What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!
It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!
"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!
OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: students
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To: Ratatoskr
The sky is falling
Software must be updated
Damn that Y2K
To: LN2Campy
An urban legend
summarized in a haiku
oh please make it stop
To: jim997
Even though he's gone
We rememember his "high-jinks"
Lawn Chair Larry flies
OK...like you said...it's not an urban legend, but a lot of people thought it was
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posted on
01/17/2002 6:50:49 AM PST
by
B Knotts
To: B Knotts
Like urban legend
but too strange to not be true
why are not the rest?
To: LN2Campy
Crocs in the sewer
Grown up from pet store babies
From toilet bite butt
To: Slicksadick
Osama lives here,
And works at a McDonalds.
You want fries with that?
66
posted on
01/17/2002 7:00:37 AM PST
by
gridlock
To: Rebelbase
A car streaks with flame
Across the barren desert
It will end badly.
67
posted on
01/17/2002 7:05:32 AM PST
by
gridlock
To: LN2Campy
How was I to know,
The gang initiation:
"Kill those who flash lights"?
68
posted on
01/17/2002 7:07:26 AM PST
by
gridlock
To: gridlock
Nostradamus knew
Of September Eleven
Many years ago
To: Freemyland
How embarrassing
To tell the entire classroom
It's really salty
To: gridlock
Finger in my fries
A happy meal it wasn't
Secret sauce is vile
To: LN2Campy
Poor poor Richard Gere
An animal lover who
once owned a gerbil
Ann Coulter is a BABE!
Analyze the chromosomes
She once was a man!!
73
posted on
01/17/2002 7:17:43 AM PST
by
LN2Campy
To: CheneyChick;LN2Campy
Urban-Haiku
=========
As Doberman chokes,
Real Elvis is seen, while fat
Roach hides in her Hair
-bwteim
74
posted on
01/17/2002 7:18:10 AM PST
by
bwteim
To: LN2Campy
Video from home
Who's that chick pulling a train?
"I want a divorce!!"
75
posted on
01/17/2002 7:19:59 AM PST
by
LN2Campy
To: bwteim
Bottle of peroxide
Empty in the kitchen sink
Blondes do have more fun
Cheers! CC :)
To: innocentbystander
oops, s/b proxide (I still can't count...)
oh well.
To: gridlock
"Ah, my new JATO"
3-2-1 bang "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!"
"Oh, sh_t i'm fly.." SPLAT!
To: Slicksadick
LOL!!!!!
To: Rebelbase
Abbey road album
Walking in crosswalk, no shoes?
Pauls not really dead
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