Urban Legend Haiku

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[LN2Campy]

Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??

What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!

It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!

"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!

OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!

[Logos65]

Never washed her hair
Beehive hairdo two months old
Roaches moved right in

[LonePalm]

To read on DU
Floriduh picked the winner
President Al Gore

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LoanPalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[catonsville]

Accidental Tourist on WTC,
Turn around, can't you see
Your destiny, for eternity.

[ben richards]

Observation deck
A man, smiling and happy
Little does he know

[Slicksadick]

Vince alone in park
Tumbled down a leafy hill
Clean shoes? it can't be.

[spectre]

PING! :~)

sw

[Ratatoskr]

Wow! See that cactus?
No more shopping at Pier 1,
Arachnophobics.

[Rebelbase]

That is a great film
Twenty cases TNT
Car crushed by blubber.

[Grit]

Am I logged in now?

A moose once bit my sister.

And then ate her cheese!

[coloradan]

A walk in the rain
microwave things to dry them
a poodle goes bang.

[Ratatoskr]

It's just about sex.
Back to the people's business.
Please, let's move on now.

[Ratatoskr]

You win.

[skeeter]

stabbing pain in seat

wish I had stayed home

and rented a movie

[shattered]

Pledge of Allegiance
can we say that anymore?
blame harry potter

[Ratatoskr]

Better than work, this.
Can't stop writing bad haikus.
Please, just shoot me now.

[Rebelbase]

Finger licking good
Seventeen herbs and spices
This chicken has hair.

[Ratatoskr]

Ha! KFC's meat
Is grown in huge bio-vats
From tissue samples.

[ben richards]

Islam is peaceful
Christians burn crowded churches
Clinton told me so

[gridlock]

The list grows and grows,
Arkansas is dangerous.
Just ask Uncle Vince.

[Grit]

Woo Hoo.