[Darlin']

I just found this in my email:

HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

2. One hand on wheel, one middle finger out window: NEW YORK

3. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on McDonald's bag, eating, a hunting rifle in the window: TEXAS

6. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on the floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: TENNESSEE

7. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above steering wheel, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

8. Knee on wheel, one hand holding extra large daiquiri, other hand holding Popeye's chicken, Mardi Gras beads hanging from rearview mirror, back-seat driver screaming that the potholes are spilling her cocktail: NEW ORLEANS

[ValerieUSA]

hee hee hee - I like the Florida one best.

[Letitring]

I just had this HUGE lunch. Hot fudge sundae for dessert. Groan, moan, I'm having to do extra workouts today. Alls I want is a nap. :)My tummy is doing little yippees. Fat cells are blissed.

[sweetliberty]

I'm surprised that I have not seen this one turn up before on one of the "all your base" threads. Maybe it has. Anybody else seen it?

[Mo1]

Hey Darlin' .. just turned on the Local News .. we're suppose to get a snow storm tomorrow .. 4-7 inches .. fofl