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To: sweetliberty
You are the joke archivist for the thread.

I can tell.

Pretty good stuff.

Yes...tell us more.

1,111 posted on 01/18/2002 8:25:48 PM PST by Windshark
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To: Prentice
Okay. Well, I'm guessing maybe y'all have heard this one but since I'm doing Democrat jokes, why not?

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced the altitude and spotted a woman below. he descended a bit more and shouted. excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman replied," you are in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be a republican, "said the balloonist.

"I am," said the woman." "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly you've not been much help so far."

The woman below responded." You must be a democrat.

"I am replied the balloonist," but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "You don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now somehow, it's my fault."

1,129 posted on 01/18/2002 8:41:15 PM PST by sweetliberty
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