[Teacher317]

LOL, both you and Bump in the night beat me to it! I just stayed away from using old Glory's colors.

[IowaHawk]

What about other minorities? In the interest of diversity, let me propose the Gay Pledge of Allegiance:

I pledge allegiance to the flag,
Even though the entire Judy Garland rainbow thing is so over,
And to the nightclub over which it stands,
One nation, under a mirror ball,
Indivisible (okay, but only with a crowbar),
With musicals and antiques and Malibu Barbies for all.

or the Hispanic Pledge of Allegiance:

I pledge allegiance to the flag,
Hangin' from the rear view of my Chebby,
And to all the vatos down at the Pep Boys,
One raza, leaf blowers buzzin',
With tamales and black bras for all.

and why not the Redneck Pledge of Allegiance?

I pledge allegiance to the flag,
Tattooed on on my ol' lady,
And to the dirt track over which it flies on 3-for-1 beer night,
One nation, wearin' our tube tops,
With TransAms and mullets for all.