Well, maybe that's what floats her boat, you just never know. Anyway, here's a few more:
KENTUCKY FOLKS:
Did you hear about the guy from Kentucky who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Kentucky?
A documentary.
A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-64 He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?"
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Kentucky burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
Two Kentuckyns are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says,"Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"
A guy from Kentucky came home and found his house on fire, he rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Shucks, don't you still have those big red trucks with lights?"