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To: Gumlegs
Ever hear of Brother Dave Gardner? Funniest Southern humorist I have ever heard. Boy, did I just date myself.
24 posted on 01/12/2002 4:48:35 PM PST by jslade
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To: jslade
Ah, yes, I remember him, why? :-)
33 posted on 01/12/2002 5:05:29 PM PST by Howlin
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To: jslade
Oh, I remember Brother Dave! I wish I still had his records.
34 posted on 01/12/2002 5:08:39 PM PST by carenot
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To: jslade
Ever hear of Brother Dave Gardner?

Of course.

Funniest Southern humorist I have ever heard.

That's because you have obviously never heard of the "Reverend Billy C. Wirtz. He has a couple of CD's out that are hilarious. Here are a few of the songs from his self-titled debut album you should give a listen to:

1: Sleeper Hold on Satan (he also has another wrasslin' song on his other album,titled "teenie weenie meanie",about his love affair with a woman midget wrassler.)
2: Junior's Discount Frozen Embryo World
3: A Pinhead Will Survive
4: Honky Tonk Hermaphrodite
5:Mennonite Surf Party
6: Farewell From Chromosome,NC (which starts out with "when I was a little girl growing up in Chromosome,NC,and then goes to coming home from work to his trailer and spotting his sweetie (Roberta) laying back on her naughayde couch,all 300 lbs of her,with her purple nightie on,posing under the picture of John Wayne and Elvis as they walk hand in hand in the Holy Land. Roberta looks up,spots him,takes her teeth out of the ashtray to put them in,and then smiles and says "Hey!" The continueing refrain is "Roberta,Roberta,mama get yore big legs offa me!.

The Rev Billy is fair to middlin' twisted. BTW,he is from Chapel Hill,and dedicated his first album to the memory of Brother Dave. I'd be really surprised if you couldn't find his albums on E-Bay and at Amazon.com.

Boy, did I just date myself.

"Miz Julie was allright ozifer,until Junior here turned her head around."

209 posted on 01/13/2002 7:00:41 AM PST by sneakypete
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To: jslade
Brother Dave, the celestial mechanic.
341 posted on 01/14/2002 2:52:32 PM PST by HapHaszard
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