Didn't have one for South Dakota, but I've been there! This is close enough.
You know you're from North Dakota...
- If your definition of a small town is one that doesn't have a bar . . .
- If you can identify a Minnesota accent . . .
- If "down south" to you means Aberdeen . . .
- If you have no problem spelling "Wahpeton" . . .
- If you have an ICBM in your back yard . . .
- If you have as many Canadian coins in your pockets as American ones . . .
- If your kids' baseball and softball games have ever been snowed out . . .
- If you drive 70 mph on the highway and pass on the right . . .
- If at least 50% of your relatives smell like beets . . .
- If you don't understand what the big deal about Moorhead is . . .
- If people borrow things to you . . .
- If you have ever served glorified rice at a wedding reception . . .
- If you refer to the state just east of you as "The People's Republic of Minnesota" . . .
- If you expect to be excused from school for deer season . . .
- If the soup du jour at your home-town cafe is always beer cheese or knoephla . . .
- If you like to send liberal Democrats to Congress and rock-ribbed Republicans to the statehouse . . .
- If your favorite hors'douvre is little weenies and barbeque sauce in a crockpot . . .
- If you refer to the blessed union of an ELCA Lutheran and a Missouri-Synod Lutheran as a "mixed marriage" .
- If you'd like to laugh at this, but you're afraid someone will notice you . . .
Didn't have one for South Dakota, but I've been thereLOL, North Dakota is close enough, thank you!!!
Where did you go to in South Dakota??
If you have an ICBM in your back yard . . ....You're just as likely from Tucson, Arizona. If we ever had "Nucl'r Combat toe t' toe with the Russkies," it would have been one of the first five cities turned to glass, seeing as it had the ICBMs, Hughes (now Raytheon) Missiles, Davis-Monthan Air Force Base, the Air Force's Airplane Graveyard, and it has a sizeable population.
I miss Tucson. It has the best weather in the country and the best Mexican food. More importantly, we had absolutely nothing to do with the conflict between Northerners and Southerners. Did you know there was one Civil War battle in Arizona? It was fought at Picacho Peak, and three soldiers died. That's about as much Civil War as I can take.