Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we don't give a damn. Many of us have visited hellholes like Detroit, Chicage, L.A., and D.C., and we have the scars to prove it. If you don't like it here, Delta is ready when you are. Take your ass home before it gets kicked. HEY! DC ain't the North. We don't claim that one.
As for Detroit...it's where the weak are killed and eaten..:D