I was very amused by the postings on Southern Humor. The one thing southerners have is an excellent sense of humor. But you Northeners are pretty funny too! You elected Billary Rodent Clinton and allow her to live in your state. Guess you should not drink Chardonnay and vote.
I have been as far North as New York as far South as Jamaica as far west as California and as far East as Germany and I have never found anywhere to be as nice as South Carolina. The people are nice and polite unless they are transplanted yankees .
A southerner will be polite right up to the point where he shoots you. Be careful when spouting about how you did it where you come from we do not give a damn.
Lewis Grizzard, a great American, tried to extol through his column that was syndicated nationwide the beauty of the masters golf tournament and how football was much more important than life or death. He did a right fine job. Lord we miss you Mr lewis.
My daughter will be proud of her Southern Heritage and be careful because her Daddy will teach her to shoot the balls off a gnat at 100yds so she will have no problem hitting anything that small from up North.LOL!
We can play golf in the winter and shagging has nothing to do with a parody of a British spy. Come to see us in Mytrle Beach Leave your money and then go home I will still be arrogantly shabby at Pawleys Island.
I saw one posting that said we lost the war of Northern Agression, I was not aware it was over ,this is just halftime.LOL!
So lets review DO NOT MESS WITH SOUTH CAROLINA OR WE WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!! Unless you are from OHIO then we will kick it twice, two years in a row!! Go GAMECOCKS!!!!!!! You do know what a Gamecock is do'nt you? An Ass-kickin Chicken!!!! ROFLMAO Right Ohio State Buckeyes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!