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THE SOUTH - LIKE IT OR WE'LL KICK YOUR A$$!
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| Jan. 12, 2002
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Posted on 01/12/2002 3:55:44 PM PST by jslade
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To: ConfederateMissouri
nopardons gets her panties in a bunch EVERYNIGHT here at FR. I am going to nominate her for Most Entertaining Freeper.
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posted on
01/13/2002 9:07:09 PM PST
by
Ditter
To: falfa
Got it! LOL
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posted on
01/13/2002 9:09:33 PM PST
by
Ditter
To: Ditter
"nopardons gets her panties in a bunch EVERYNIGHT here at FR. I am going to nominate her for Most Entertaining Freeper." Well, maybe that's what floats her boat, you just never know. Anyway, here's a few more:
KENTUCKY FOLKS:
Did you hear about the guy from Kentucky who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Kentucky?
A documentary.
A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-64 He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?"
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Kentucky burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
Two Kentuckyns are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says,"Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"
A guy from Kentucky came home and found his house on fire, he rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Shucks, don't you still have those big red trucks with lights?"
To: jslade
Ah, yes. "I wanna go back to Alabammy, that's where I left my dear ol' mammy, her cookin's lousy her hands are clammy but what the he&&, it's home!"
Tom Lehrer, "I wanna be a Dixie Pixie"
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To: Ditter
Tsk, tsk, tsk, and I would nominate YOU for something, dear, but you don't qualify for anything at all. Bless your heart. : - )
To: ConfederateMissouri
Calling you " dear " was consumately more polite and well mannered, than anything that you have thus far typed, dear; just proving, beyond a shadow of a doubt , that supposed " Southern " charm and manners are mythological, hallucinatory, delusional aspirings, when it comes to you. But, bless your heart.
To: nopardons
It's only "silly" because you can't deny it. You love New York and the northeast. You'll defend your region against slurs. All of us love the whole country, but we settle on one region as the part of it we love most. You're no exception.
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posted on
01/14/2002 1:53:37 AM PST
by
Twodees
To: sneakypete
Those two, and Jerry Clower were the "clean joke" counter to Brother Dave Gardner and Gene Tracy. Check them out if you get the chance.
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posted on
01/14/2002 1:55:54 AM PST
by
Twodees
To: gusfortyfiveseventy
In an earlier post someone said that you're from the South if you can tell the difference between a hissie fit and a connipition fit. Post#273 is definitely the former...
You have a real good day now, y'hear?
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posted on
01/14/2002 4:29:16 AM PST
by
Exeter
To: nopardons
I read your posts almost every night. You are rude & argumentative all the while pretending to be a very proper lady. Ladies don't act like you do. I enjoy your post, really I do. You remind me of my mother-in-law (God rest her soul). She would 'get a snootful' or as she said it "have a few toddies", & then start fights with who ever was there. I am glad I can watch your deplorable behavior from here & only engage you if I choose.
I'll end by paraphrasing the punchline of a rather off color joke "You don't come here for the news, do you". LOL
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posted on
01/14/2002 5:40:05 AM PST
by
Ditter
To: ConfederateMissouri, nopardons
She calls herself polite & well mannered, thats pretty funny. She is the rudest freeper since A+Bert was kicked off the forum. Don't let her upset you, everyone sees her for what she is.
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posted on
01/14/2002 6:22:43 AM PST
by
Ditter
To: Pharmboy
Interesting post. Tribalism lives, even on FR. It's not tribalism......it's culture...Southern culture!
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posted on
01/14/2002 7:26:47 AM PST
by
jslade
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To: falfa
"The further south you go, the further north you get." Boy, have you got that right. Especially south from Orlando. South Florida is another country.
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posted on
01/14/2002 7:31:40 AM PST
by
jslade
To: Luis Gonzalez
Luis, I see you have discovered the "Dialectizer". LOL
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posted on
01/14/2002 7:34:10 AM PST
by
jslade
To: jslade
Well, ok then...perhaps I was a bit hasty. As a yankee, I have great respect for the South and her traditions. Further, I do believe that RE Lee was one of the greatest Americans ever; his father (Light Horse Harry) likewise.
Best,
PB
To: kassie
The first time I went to lunch with a yankee transplant, he ordered "tea" like everyone else at the table. When the waitress arrived and set a big sweating glass of iced tea in front of him, and him expecting a teacup of steaming water with a little teabag to dip in it, he just stared at it like it was a moon rock.
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