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THE SOUTH - LIKE IT OR WE'LL KICK YOUR A$$!
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| Jan. 12, 2002
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Posted on 01/12/2002 3:55:44 PM PST by jslade
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To: herewego
bbq is an art that takes years to master. no matter a whole pig or leg quarters, gettin the meat done wid'out burnin' the outs takes lotsa years. Lewis Grizzard bump... Lewis was a true treasure...
To: jslade
Makes sence to me!
To: sarasmom
No yankee, worth his salt, would probably have her !
To: 4TheFlag
lol i forgot one
- Your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She lernt to readin'.
- You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
- You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
- You have a bumper sticker that says, "MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."
- You take a six-pack cooler to church.
- Your family tree has no forks.
- You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
- You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
- You use a weedeater in your living room.
- You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
- You have a rag for a gas cap.
- The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
- The third grade teacher says little Bubba could be a mathematical genius because he's got thirteen fingers.
- Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
OH SHOOT DID I SAY ONE
To: 4TheFlag
Didn't have one for South Dakota, but I've been there! This is close enough.
You know you're from North Dakota...
- If your definition of a small town is one that doesn't have a bar . . .
- If you can identify a Minnesota accent . . .
- If "down south" to you means Aberdeen . . .
- If you have no problem spelling "Wahpeton" . . .
- If you have an ICBM in your back yard . . .
- If you have as many Canadian coins in your pockets as American ones . . .
- If your kids' baseball and softball games have ever been snowed out . . .
- If you drive 70 mph on the highway and pass on the right . . .
- If at least 50% of your relatives smell like beets . . .
- If you don't understand what the big deal about Moorhead is . . .
- If people borrow things to you . . .
- If you have ever served glorified rice at a wedding reception . . .
- If you refer to the state just east of you as "The People's Republic of Minnesota" . . .
- If you expect to be excused from school for deer season . . .
- If the soup du jour at your home-town cafe is always beer cheese or knoephla . . .
- If you like to send liberal Democrats to Congress and rock-ribbed Republicans to the statehouse . . .
- If your favorite hors'douvre is little weenies and barbeque sauce in a crockpot . . .
- If you refer to the blessed union of an ELCA Lutheran and a Missouri-Synod Lutheran as a "mixed marriage" .
- If you'd like to laugh at this, but you're afraid someone will notice you . . .
To: gusfortyfiveseventy
Your false bravado is uncout and appalling; just a cover-up for you inferiority complex. Pity that, but usual here.
YOU LOST THE CIVIL WAR AND IT'S OVER ! GET OVER IT .
To: ATOMIC_PUNK
Your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She lernt to readin'. ROTFL!!!
To: sweetliberty
are not for the weak stomach of a yankeeHEY, ever try SCRAPPLE????
To: Gumlegs
To: 4TheFlag
"HEY, ever try SCRAPPLE????" Never heard of it.
To: aomagrat
the barrel roll/t-bone!
amazing to watch it all in slow motion!
wonder if he got 'roll over money'? lol!
To: nopardons
watch out!
he's got a 45-70!
To: proudofthesouth; 4theflag
Pork of course! Not if you're from Texas! (Brisket, anyone?) ;-)
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To: sweetliberty
Never heard of itI grew up in Pennsylvania, my Dad used to make me eat Scrapple for breakfast, it's a mixture of pig parts that Hormel doesn't even have a clue what they are, mixed in this gelatin stuff and then fried up, UFDA, I hated it, but ate it....
You won't hurt this yankees stomach :)
To: austinTparty;proudofthesouth
HERE HERE.... to BEEF!
To: ATOMIC_PUNK
OHH YOU are BAAADD dude, ROTFLMAO!
To: jslade
I live in Longwood (just moved here from occupied Boston) and it seems pretty Southern to me.
My wife and I drove down here from Boston and I have to say as a former northerner that southerners are some of the most gentile, refined, polite, friendly people I've met. People actually say hello to you when you pass them walking down the street. I will never live north of the mason-dixon again!
To: sweetliberty
Didn't have one for South Dakota, but I've been thereLOL, North Dakota is close enough, thank you!!!
Where did you go to in South Dakota??
To: rockfish59
I have no idea what that is. Is it a gun or his IQ standing?
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