Posted on 01/12/2002 3:55:44 PM PST by jslade
I'm sure that not ALL Southerners are as gauche / moronicly regonalistic, as some on FR are.
Honey it sounds like you brought your man with you. If you aint from around heah, the next best thing is to have a southern man.As a former yankee, I will testify that there is nothing sweeter than a southern man in love. Nor anyone more deadly. Dont make the mistake of thinking the drawl or the smile means a stupid/placid/peacefull person. He will kick @ss over an insult.I would never let my daughter get involved with a yankee. She can pick a cowboy or a cracker or a southern man, but no other type deserves her.
You ARE a Yankee.....
If you add sugar to your cornbread.
You don't know what a hush puppy is.
I was very amused by the postings on Southern Humor. The one thing southerners have is an excellent sense of humor. But you Northeners are pretty funny too! You elected Billary Rodent Clinton and allow her to live in your state. Guess you should not drink Chardonnay and vote.
I have been as far North as New York as far South as Jamaica as far west as California and as far East as Germany and I have never found anywhere to be as nice as South Carolina. The people are nice and polite unless they are transplanted yankees .
A southerner will be polite right up to the point where he shoots you. Be careful when spouting about how you did it where you come from we do not give a damn.
Lewis Grizzard, a great American, tried to extol through his column that was syndicated nationwide the beauty of the masters golf tournament and how football was much more important than life or death. He did a right fine job. Lord we miss you Mr lewis.
My daughter will be proud of her Southern Heritage and be careful because her Daddy will teach her to shoot the balls off a gnat at 100yds so she will have no problem hitting anything that small from up North.LOL!
We can play golf in the winter and shagging has nothing to do with a parody of a British spy. Come to see us in Mytrle Beach Leave your money and then go home I will still be arrogantly shabby at Pawleys Island.
I saw one posting that said we lost the war of Northern Agression, I was not aware it was over ,this is just halftime.LOL!
So lets review DO NOT MESS WITH SOUTH CAROLINA OR WE WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!! Unless you are from OHIO then we will kick it twice, two years in a row!! Go GAMECOCKS!!!!!!! You do know what a Gamecock is do'nt you? An Ass-kickin Chicken!!!! ROFLMAO Right Ohio State Buckeyes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
I spent three years in Jr High at PS 193 Whitestone, Long Island, Queens NY, NY. The only kid my size was from Dallas, and between us we kick the sh!% out of every boy in the school!
I may look Donald up and see if they are having a 40 year reunion and we can come up and do it again!
Guess so-she hasnt replied!Hey any time a yankee goes back North is worth celebrating!
Well, shoot, up here in Northern Land, we have both, so I wasn't sure what ya'll have down there in Dixie, you can have this wind, that's for sure, ugghhhh :)
You could still get them in Georgia not so long ago, although the place we used to buy them was closed down last itme I was there, August I think.
Another real good snack that I've never seen anywhere but Virginia is those little lemon chess tarts. You can get pecan and sometimes even coconut, but the lemon chess were the best.
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