Who Killed Clinton's Dog?

Slate ^ | January 9,2002 | By Mickey Kaus

[Cliff Dweller]

Just as I thought, Buddy a victim of Arkancide.

[ken5050]

FYI, The entire Clinton 2 acre property is surrounded by a 8 foot hiugh privacy security fence, which was installed at government expense when the house was bought.....It looks hideous, and totally ruins the neighborhood. Access is through the gate at the driveway, which is always closed, and there is always a Security car parked in the driveway behind the gate........

[opinionator]

Clinton to America: 'I too, have recently lost a loved one. I feel your pain.'

[Destructor]

Are there any Vietnamese families living in close proximity to the Clinton Compound?

[Cliff Dweller]

"Access is through the gate at the driveway, which is always closed, and there is always a Security car parked in the driveway behind the gate........"

Well almost always.... unless Buddy had a key.

[mountaineer]

On Dec. 19, 2001 Clinton has a meeting in his Harlem office to discuss ways to repair his "battered" image.

Nothing Clinton does would surprise me, which is why I can't dismiss the possibility, however bizarre, that he had the "help" leave the gate open so Buddy would escape and, with any "luck," - Clinton's, not Buddy's - be hit by a car.

[DoughtyOne]

While I believe it is proper for us to pan Buddy's death in such a manner, I find it rather chilling that a president of our's could be the springboard for such lampooning in the public forum.

For review, Clinton was directly and intimately connected to the Arkansaw mafia via his uncle Buddy in Hot Springs. Buddy? Where have we heard that name before. Oh that's right, it's the namesake of the dog who's demise this public article is lampooning.

The facts are that people's lives were taken in Arkansas. Other people's lives were simply ruined in Arkansaw. Then the fun and games moved to Washington, D.C. There three more men joined the growing list of people who dropped dead around the Clintons.

Vince Foster's death left a large number of valied unanswered questions. Then there was the "suicide" of the husband of a Clinton volunteer. Where did that take place? Why in a nearby park of course. When did it take place? Well it was at the exact moment his wife was being hit on by Bill Clinton. Ron Brown's death left questions too, one of which was the hole in the top of his head. How did that hole come to exist? Why was Jerry Parks "hit" on a highway just south of Little Rock? Why did Jerry tell his family that he was a dead man when Foster died? Why was he dead less than 45 days later? Were Parks and Foster intimately connected? Yes, very likely they were. But we'll never have exact answers to these question. That doesn't stop us from desiring them.

Yep, the lampooning of Buddy's demise would be a whole lot funnier if a swarm of our past President's friends didn't have bonified questions swirling around their deaths.

Sadly, the lampooning of Buddy disrespects those who died by questionable means. It slanders the good citizens of this nation who still care as well. But the number of people who still do is dwindeling, so I guess that's okay. What's a few murders among friends, even if there was a President, his moll or a few of his minions involved.

[nhoward14]

Bill upon returning to Chappaqua to check his mail and seeing Hillary in the house:

"I thought the dog got run over!"

[Swede Girl]

Very interesting! You can be sure that tears were not shed by ANY of the Clintons when hearing of his death. Instead, I am sure that sighs of relief were heard. After all, a family dog needs love, time, and attention....something that is lacking in that family. Most of Buddy's "care" was given by paid employees.

How soon will we see Bill and Hillary at the dog shelter picking out a new dog to sooth their grief? Don't hold your breath. They got rid of Socks and now Buddy. Everyone and everything is expendable to the Clintons once they have served their purpose.

[Swede Girl]

Ditto

[Shermy]

"Are there any Vietnamese families living in close proximity to the Clinton Compound?"

Don't know. But I heard that Buddy was about to be appointed as the celebrity spokes-mammal for a anti-Korean pressure group. Coincidence?

[mymanbush]

Did "Buddy" have life insurance?

[DManA]

Got one of these at my house. If a dog is on a "mission" that shock doesn't slow them down a bit.

This system would have given Buddy a small shock as he neared the property line, warning him not to cross it. Unless, of course, it had been turned off.

[Mid-MI Student]

ON the radio two days ago there was a blurb about the SPCA, or ASPCA (some animal group), condoning the Clintons because this was the SECOND dog they have had that has been killed in traffic.

Does anyone know anything about this second dog?

[Eagle Eye]

If this was really Arkancide, this would have been termed a 'suicide'.

Maybe Buddy just knew where all the bones were buried?

[Woodkirk]

I wonder if Chelsea knows as much as Buddy did?

[RANGERAIRBORNE]

Exactly. But I gave up reading Mickey Kaus when he blamed America for the 9/11 attacks in his first column after the event. Typical liberal craphead.

[Fred Mertz]

Who Killed Clinton's Dog?

I thought Socks C. admitted to it here on Free Republic.

[Shermy]

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[Shermy]