How be we sell our beer, bacon and maple surple some were else along with our lumber,oil,gas,diamonds,and the rest that make up a billion dollars of trade a DAY. We're your largest trading partner and if the idea of 30 million people trading on that scale with 281 million doesn't give you pause for thought then try this.You have nothing we want so we can't possibly take you over. Your debt is too great and the idea that all your politicians could learn French before retirement is not realistic. We have enough trouble as it is trying to get our Prime Minister to speak understandable English, even when he forgets to speak out of the side of his mouth.
Soe, yous think we be in debt by accident? As President-for-Life Reagan said..."What are they going to do...evict us?!!" We know you've got money...but you know...maybe we also know that you like someone close by to sell stuff to. You
DO have more mooses...not to mention bears and millions of other cool stuffs, which we hope you're all protecting, and feeding enough Wisconsin cheese to...so we had better yet get along, and stop all this
scare the Canadites, and pi$$ 'em off real good just by typing, snowball fight over the stream crap...which...I was not really much of a part of. Of.
You see, I believe in Sgt. Preston...and would NEVER abandon "King," for any reason. Why do you think we have nukes...and blow off fireworks and even some of our own fingers every July 4th...it's the "cheese"...feed them the cheese...and nobody gets hurt.
Fondest Muttly regards to the denizens of the always quite nice and beautiful land of the frozen cheesemoose, et. al.
P.S.: and no matter what some of our friends here may say...we really like your coo-coo clocks!