Once this disgusting melange congeals into a solid mass, nothing can escape it's steel-like grip!
I order this stuff by the 45 gallon drum. Good for tarring roofs, paving a road (great on drive-ways!), or for pouring a foundation. Also available in Italian flavour - Italian meat sauce, curd cheese and fries. Mmmm-mmm!
And remember, if it doesn't congeal in your gut, it will at least congeal in your arteries.
A pack of Gitanes, a quart of Labatt 50, and a plate of Poutine! The Quebecois' recipe to the good (but very short) life. A votre sante!
I guess you won't be in the Saint Johnny B parade this year?
Carnival in Quebec City maybe?
Bar keep! Caribou for everyone!