Of course it's related to Muslims...this is FR.
Your hemmorhoids were caused by Muslims, as well as that "D" your son got on his report card. The snowstorm in the Southeast was obviously caused by Muslims. My engine has a funny valve noise that I'm pretty sure was caused by Muslims.
Sorry, too many "incidents" not to connect the dots to terrorist activities. After listening to the muslim fanatics that want to kill the infidels and make the world muslim, what other conclusion are we to arrive at? Just random acts, I think not.
We didn't start this holy war, but we will finish it!
Dang... who would've guessed? I guess those Muslims must've been infiltrating us for decades. My '67 Plymouth Barracuda had one heck of a valve tap. ;-)