[Itzlzha]

Of course the California Forestry Association doesn't like the plan. They are part of the lumber industry. If they get all they want they'll be clear cutting. I've worked in the lumber industry. What do I care if a bunch of drunken lumber guys run out of work. They should get an education and not rely of public land for a living. I'm sure the whole plan is very long, a short article is not going to give the whole picture.

May I please do some substituting here...italics are, of course, correct and mine.

Of course the Stupid EnviroMENTAList Whackos don't like the plan. They are part of the Socialist Workers Party. If they get all they want they'll be banning all cars and any hope for progress. I've worked in the EnviroMENTALis Movement. What do I care if a bunch of drunken unemployable, flea-ridden, maggot-infested, dope-smoking upper-class LOSERS complain. They should get an education or a JOB and not rely on public money for a living. I'm sure the whole plan is very long, a short article is not going to give the whole picture.

[editor-surveyor]

Pardon the double pings, but can we invite some more friends?

[Landru]

"May I please do some substituting here...italics are, of course, correct and mine."

{G}
Now that was as funny as it was true.
Nice piece of juxtapositioning to reality.

...you don't need any glasses to see; that's for sure.