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To: nicmarlo; Go Gordon; Borax Queen; Dashing Dasher; Lakeshark; phantomworker; EsmeraldaA; ...

You Know You are Living in 2005, when:

1. You accidently enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have email addresses.
6. After a long day at work, you answer your home phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidently dial '9' to get an outside line
8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
10. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
11. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
12. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
13. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
14. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
15. You are too busy to notice that there was no #9 on this list.
16. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LOL at yourself.


147 posted on 12/02/2005 12:45:54 PM PST by phantomworker (We don't see things as they are, we see things as WE are.<==> Perception is everything.)
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To: phantomworker
11. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

That is truly an evil thought.....not to mention unthinkable.....

:-)

148 posted on 12/02/2005 2:41:09 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: phantomworker

But the rest was really good.....and very funny.....


149 posted on 12/02/2005 2:42:30 PM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: phantomworker
11. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee

My hubby always brings me a cup of coffee when he wakes me...I jump out of bed, hit the connect option, grab my coffee and head for the potty. Is this wrong??

163 posted on 12/02/2005 8:14:15 PM PST by Krodg
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