[BluesDuke]

As per your request, here's that top ten list. Acknowledgement: it really was a Top Ten list on The Late Show with David Letterman:

Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having An Online Affair

10. Lately she sits at the computer naked
9. After signing off, she always has a cigarette
8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive
7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up
6. She's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand
5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software"
4. Lipstick on the mouse
3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!"
2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's @$$

And, the number one sign your spouse is having an online affair...

1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear

[sweetliberty]

"it really was a Top Ten list on The Late Show with David Letterman"

I kind of gathered that, but it was new to me. Besides, a lot of the stuff that is posted on this thread isn't new, just good.