Lady, if you don't know humor when you see it, then I feel sorry for you. If you really want to believe that I would have preferred a Japanese victory in WWII -- if that's what makes you really really happy -- then far be it from me to take a bone away from a dog. Happy chewing.
As I said, you can't defend it. Like everything else you write, it is indeed indefensible.
And hilarious. But I am not laughing with you, babe; AT you.