Posted on 12/30/2001 5:09:11 PM PST by RMrattlesnake
Top 30 ways to anger a Liberal
30. Have empty shell casings in you pocket and when you reach in for change let them see.
29. Point out that GW Bush earned a Harvard MBA, whereas Al Gore dropped out of law school and flunked out of divinity school
28. Ask them if the government should encourage irresponsibility, ingratitude, and forced compassion? Then talk about entitlement programs.
27. Teach your nieces and nephews (all under 18) how to shoot a handgun.
26. Suggest that if we could find the Bolivian soldier that put a bullet in Che Guevera's head, he be offered the Nobel Peace Prize.
25. Refer to the Waco tragedy as and American Holocaust.
24. Mention the Marxism has been the most deadly ideology in world history.
23. Tell them that the only reason Chile is not another Argentina is due to the greatness of Pinochet and his economic reforms.
22. Tell them that you eat meat, wear leather, wear fur, and love things made from silk.
22. Inform them that the UNIBOMBER took, many of his positions, from Gore’s book, “ EARTH IN THE BALANCE”.
21. Criticize Palestinians then defend Israel.
20. Mention that Bill Clinton's legacy was a stain on a blue dress.
19. Remind them that Hitler was a socialist.
18. Drive the largest vehicle with the biggest engine money can buy.
17. Mention that "the bigger the better" doesn't apply to government.
16. Remind them that Bill Clinton was a lying, cheating, scumbag and a rapist.
15. Go hunting with your kids
14. Criticize the United Nations.
13. Support the Boy Scouts.
12. Have lots of children and encourage others to do the same.
11. Refer to homosexuals as sodomites.
10. Read your bible in public and pray in restaurants.
9. Refer to abortion as infanticide.
8. Put up an American flag in front of your house.
7. Teach your kids, morals and values. Including discipline.
6. Vote for someone with your values
5. Go to a Fundamental Bible believing church.
4. Home school your kids.
3. Buy a gun and some ammo.
2. Tell some one about Jesus and salvation.
1. Speak the truth.
A woman's place is in the home, not in a trench.
Illegal aliens should all be deported.
Affirmative action is reverse discrimination.
Cut the capital gains tax in half!
You might come from an ape, but I sure don't!
I got one today by telling him that my wife gave me a .50-cal Hawken muzzleloader rifle for Christmas.
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